O, da li?

September 30, 2006 at 7:19 pm 15 comments

I was just watching the news on state controlled television RTS. As the speaker was talking about the tiny problem we have got, that 90% of citizens of Kosovo don’t particularly care about Serbia, we were presented an image of several mid-aged, tobacco smoking, Albanians in a poor village, who wore cheap, worn out, tracksuits and traditional Albanian headware.

On the other hand, the part of the segment about Serbs showed a nice August day in Knez Mihajlova street, with Belgrade girls in miniskirts schlepping about.

Obviously, all Albanians are sheep-fucking shepherds, while all Serbs are 21 year old sexy girls.

Song for today: Obojeni programO, da li?

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  • 1. Estavisti  |  October 1, 2006 at 12:04 am

    Clearly… Dammit, why aren’t all Serbs sexy 21 year old girls? Why, God, WHY?!?

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  • 2. Viktor  |  October 1, 2006 at 4:18 am

    Yes, but in that case, we would all be lesbians, which we are obviously not. Or are we?

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  • 3. r  |  October 1, 2006 at 12:04 pm

    It would be so nice to live in a lesbian world…

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  • 4. serbianmess  |  October 1, 2006 at 10:14 pm

    Well, I am happy to have provoked further investigation of your sexuality 🙂

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  • 5. Michael M.  |  October 2, 2006 at 10:42 am

    That’s funny, the subject of my doctoral thesis is: “A Demographic Impossibility? Why are all Serbs sexy 21-year-old girls?”

    I’m currently collecting pictures for my meticulously researched appendix, so any pictures you can post would do much to advance the science of demography and population dynamics.

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  • 6. Beppe  |  October 2, 2006 at 12:45 pm

    My serbian bestfriend isn’t 21 years old girl…
    It’s not fair!! 🙂

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  • 7. bytyqis  |  October 3, 2006 at 5:43 am

    Guys, guys, this matter is serious. The bias in media is important!
    Although, I do think that if at least 80% of Serbia’s population were 21yr old girls both Serbia and ex-Yu would have been much better off.

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  • 8. cheda  |  October 4, 2006 at 10:32 am

    Kosovo is not separate part of Serbia so it is not possible that citizens of Kosovo have different citizenship from Serbia and in Serbia they are not even 10 present

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  • 9. r  |  October 4, 2006 at 3:35 pm

    I’m sure all girls were 21-year-old at some point of time. Unfortunately, I’m male, but I would be happy to become lesbian one day.

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  • 10. PDXNET96  |  October 14, 2006 at 10:17 am

    I married a young sexy serbian 22 year old girl.

    My point :They do exist !!

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  • 11. Himi D  |  January 29, 2007 at 7:05 am

    Unfortunately Kosova is gone forever but i still would go and F*** one more serbian girl Dammit,all Albanians are richmothers and creazy too like to fuck 24/7 i wounder why what so great about them

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  • 12. kevin  |  March 14, 2007 at 4:03 pm

    All serbian girls are fucking bithces who likes to suck albanian cocks and balls so albanians are always on top of u motherfucker serbs anyone who doesn like albanians they can suck our cocks and kiss are asses

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  • 13. FUCK GAY ALBOLIERS  |  April 17, 2007 at 9:55 pm

    albanians are sucking greek cocks and serbs cocks every day…albanians u dont have a country!!!u are a big nothing!!!we are fucking u every day bastards!!!your mothers are slaves…your sisters are our whores and u are also gay without proudness!!!so dont write here bullshit!!!

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  • 14. ALBANIAN GAY  |  April 17, 2007 at 9:57 pm

    YES!!! WE LIKE TO SUCK COCKS!!! I AM A PROUD ALBANIAN GAY!! DO U HAVE PROBLEM WITH THAT??? WE ALL ARE PROUD EVEN WE ARE UGLY AND WE SMELL BAD!! WE DONT CARE BECAUSE WE HAVE OUR GAY PRID!!!

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  • Something like constant war between Serbia and Croatia,you just wanted to make people buy more gold,which is unfair to both Albanians and Serbians.

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